Well shit

So, I have been neglecting everyone again. So here's the latest dish.
MY LIFE IS BORING!
I've been at this course for the last three weeks to learn the history and customs associated with my postion. It was very informative and I enjoyed myself. I got to meet a lot of my peers that I would never have met under ordinary circumstance. Overall, I had a good time.

I've been down that salad bar has gone to Iraq. But I will be joining her soon. I found out today that I am going back to Iraq again. I think I'm going to have the record for the most deployments in one contract. This is number three in five years. Now I know you must be saying, but a contract is four years long. Not mine, it was (well, still is) FIVE! So I now prepare to return to the big sandbox. Maybe I'll re-enlist while I'm there. Who knows?

I accidentally shredded someones paperwork just now. I laughed my ass off. The other guy at the printer laughed his ass off. The only one not laughing is the guy who's paperwork was shred. But he doesn't know it happened. So I happily laugh in secret, like the nut that I am.